President Zero introduces
the PERFECT "Running mate"!!!
... "Cindy-dot-Marilyn"!!!

(Zero affectionately calls her "Dotty")
(They are pictured here, lighting the First National Fibersphere!!!)

The trashy internet "press" wants to know!!!
"Mister President... is she Bi? Will you issue a denial?"
Zero laughs (See... this is his FIRST smile!!!!!)
"No, Dotty is TOTALLY Analog! She's not at all Binary!
"My campaign advisors suggested that the 'All-digital' ticket of '96 was just too hard for REAL analogs (men and boys especially) to 'relate' to... so we whipped her up! You know, like WHIPPED CREAM!!!"

To go back to the "Pick your Age" page!!!