How's THIS for "Politically Correct"...

TECHNOLOGY triumphs over nature!


Techno-centric, Digital Presidential Candidate... posing on a tree trunk!
Right smack dab in the middle of the Information Highway!

(no, it's not President Dubya, posing as an environmentalist...
while he's "thinning" our forests with infrastructural improvements!)

It's ZERO for PRESIDENT, 2004!!!
Why?????
Because LESS IS MORE!!!

(especially on the web! You know how long it takes those, "Looking Presidential" image pages to download on a dialup connection!)

You still use DIAL UP??????


LOSER!!!


Zero: "Happy ORANGE ALERT, Bois and gURLS"


(is that politically and diversity "correct" enough for you?)

Zero: "OK Mousekateers-- that's computer mice, not implying any endorcement by Walt Disney Enterprises-- are we all Red and White... and Black and Blue today???"

Happy Orange Alert! Have a Nice Holiday!!!

Audience: "Shut up and SAY something, politician!!!"

Zero:"OK, OK... no small talk!!!
So you want a profoundly-humorous "Zero for President Campaign Speech", huh?"
Audience: Sheesh!!!

Zero takes a deep breath and gets on the stump of a tree, cut down generations ago... for heating, after China's energy consumption exceeded America's... no wait, that's a Quantum Computing error in the script and wont occur until 2015!
Zero: "And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls..."

My Fellow AmeriCANs,
Ask NOT... what the World can do for YOU!
Ask what you can do for the World!"

Laramie, WY (Rooters News Service) With a bow to the Politically Correct (PC) in the audience, Zero, the "ALL-DIGITAL, ALL-THE-TIME" candidate for the Office of Cheating Spouce... er Yuppie Blow Dry... er PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (you Clintonites can take your pick) delivered the first speech in what promises to be yet another meaningless example of "Internet Election Culture" in action! On April First, 1996, a new "Digital candidate" for the OFFICE of President of the United States, came online, here at at www.zero123.com.

The "candidate" is named ZERO. And his only qualification to "run scared" for office?
According to his "campaign manager", John Guthrie, "ZERO is the Hitch Hiker of the Information Highway...
He's 'been there- done that'... and he's got a sense of humor!"
To Guthrie, April Fools Day seemed like the "Politically Correct"-- PC-- day to bring out the first global, digital candidate for "the most important office in the world". ZERO will use this site to invite daily feedback from visitors... to enable them, as ordinary people, to define what the policies, priorities and agenda of the nation's government "could be".

OK, now! Let's try a few "issues"!

First, let's see what ZERO "thinks" are important national objectives...
(CLICK HERE)

And now, what YOU have voted, online, as the most important issues facing us (circa 1996-1997).
Yes, Virginia...this is a pre-stock market bubble time capsule!

Abortion, "Pro-Choice"

437 votes (as of March 3, 1997)

Abortion, "Pro-Life"

 206 votes

Balance Federal Budget-- Cut Entitlements

 62 votes

Balance Federal Budget-- Cut Government Departments

 39 votes

Balance Federal Budget-- Increase Taxes

 46 votes

Crime, urban

 24 votes

Crime, international

 15 votes

Debt, Local Government

 15 votes

Debt, State Government

 18 votes

Debt, National Government

 59 votes

Economy, Local

 12 votes

Economy, Regional/State

 12 votes

Economy, national

 12 votes

Economy, the U.S. position internationally

 11 votes

Education, Quality of

 37 votes!

(Go Back to "Pick Age" page: To learn more about ZERO)
 (To turn these ultra-high-tech Graphics Off)

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