You believe that? Well, buy this:
Like introducing a stuck-up character named BARBi-I/O (she thinks she walks on air because she's SUCH an airhead!)
In our story, she'll be an insecure, idiot "data handler";
who works for a company called In-SICKO
(they INvestigate employees of
other companies... who get sick from too much
information overload... and get them fired!
BARBi-I/O likes to think that (guys mostly) are
The info-terrorists (I-T's or "It's" as they became known in "digispeak, the language of
tomorrow--today!") blamed the predominantly American-owned facilities
for the "cultural pollution of the ethnic peoples of the Earth".
And in the case of the attack on the Manila DBS site, the IT's
flew an explosive-laden light airplane right into the satellite facility's
roof! The aircraft's fuselage contained a nearly-empty tank of (explosive)
fuel-air mixing ingredients; which Pakastani terrorists had perfected for
car/light truck bomb attacks in heavily-monitored urban environments.
Meanwhile, in America, the public saw their little "home town" telephone companies
end their calendar years with sales blitzes... that were simply
unsustainable: This last-ditch (in some cases corporate grave-digging) pricing
reminded some in the telco business-- of the pre-paid telephone card fiascos of 1996.
A year later, as the fighting broke out in the Corporate Information Wars, it became clear
how militaristic the telecommunications industry had become: Literally, with
the entry of ex-military and even spy satellite code-encryption specialists--
into the "commercial sector"... they brought with them the culture of
outright INFORMATION WARFARE (IW), which the U.S. military's
Joint Chiefs of Staff formally adopted-- as a strategic warfighting doctrine--
as early as a secret Pentagon study, done after DESERT STORM in 1991 (for more on
"IW" refer to Aviation Week and Space Technology magazine issues, dated
mid-to-late 1995 and early 1996).
Zero's illegitimate father was caught up in CIW: He was "erased" in 1998.
More about this terrible, post-1984 world, coming soon...right here at the
new and improved ZERO1 web site!
These "sickos" also do
things like read your "private" email and then they turn you in!
"always paying too much attention to me!" (she wishes!)
So, BARBi-I/O gets HER "sick kicks" floating around like an airhead
plastic doll...
calling the "Internet Police" (on "her admirers") just for "fun".
Around the "town", where In-SICKO is located, the "Lady objects" tell a
joke about BARBi-I/O: That she wanted to be a REAL "BarbiDoll"--
but she didn't have enough weight (you know, "on top") to hold her down...
with her feet to the ground!
What an airhead!
How "convenient!" And SO perfect too!
And, as you can clearly see: Little Miss Perfect even turns the WALLS green with envy!
It's no wonder that her boss, 1895WinCHESTER-THE-DATA-MOLESTER thinks that
Barbi-I/O is the PERFECT Input-Output device! He's SUCH a hard disk drive to work for...
making Barbi-I/O run around getting sicko data for him to...well, you know!
Now, for Serious "Grown Ups"...
An online story unfolds... with the first light of...
THE BLOODY DAWN OF INFORMATION WARFARE
Tales of the Hitch Hiker on the Information Highway.
Prologue:
The Corporate Information Wars broke out, in public, in the fourth fiscal quarter of
1997.
The smaller telecom companies (those on the fringe of the "biggies")...
little dink companies with less than $10 million in annual revenues...
saw the end-in-site... er SIGHT (all this web _____ is going to my head!!!).
First, it was the "Dime Lady", then the AT&T "One Rate"...then MCI started
an "Avalanche" multi-level at 8.9cents/minute. And the end came...with
a "Wooden Nickle" rate...too good to be true!
Anyway, that terrible "Year of '97" also saw the first "info-terrorist"
attacks-- against the now-global, commercial telecommunications infrastructure
(satellite uplink facilities in the Philippeans and Thailand were the first "It-targets").
Of particular concern to CIA analysts was the information that the suicide pilots
of the IT attack were promised that their families would be taken care of--
for three generations-- by income from organized criminal groups in Indonesia,
with ties to Taiwanese and Hong Kong criminal tongs.
For example, following U.S. SPRINT's lead at 8-cents a minute (6--off-peak)
the "independent" phone companies tried (with the money-losing) help of MCI...
to provide what the public knew as "NICKLE-a-MINUTE" rates on telephone
services! This fiscal fiasco became known as the "Avalanche" approach: Corporate
Information Warfare...as MARKET-DENIAL! It was the equivalent of a "Scortched-Earth"
policy.
There, the F.B.I. began investigating companies like "Tender Loving Care" of
Detroit (which was
rumored to have ripped-off LDDS Worldcom for over $90 million...because of
TLC's selling cards for less than actual cost-- just to be competitive.
Convicted drug dealers and money-launderers (like the gang that started
Globalcom 2000 in 1994)
polluted the low-end phonecard business with a culture that subsequently
bled-- UP-- into ordinary long distance telephone services... which, then, didn't last long!
(the joke about pre-paid telephone cards was that the "industry" should have
been called the "Pre-paid TAX industry"... as one phonecard "entrepreneur" after
another went broke and wrote their "investment" off-- against future income
from jobs (if they could get them!)
The big guys stepped on him like he was a big bug... the little Zero!
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