You believe that? Well, buy this:
Also, kids will find out the NEAT stuff: About how ZERO travels around
(HINT: He carries a Brass Ring for a reason!)
And we'll GO INSIDE "Angela's" Spaceship and see what She and "Number One" talk about!
BARBi-I/O likes to think that (guys mostly) are
"always paying too much attention to me!" (she wishes!)
So, BARBi-I/O gets HER "sick kicks" floating around like an airhead
plastic doll...
calling the "Internet Police" (on "her admirers") just for "fun".
Around the "town", where In-SICKO is located, the "Lady objects" tell a
joke about BARBi-I/O: That she wanted to be a REAL "BarbiDoll"--
but she didn't have enough weight (you know, "on top") to hold her down...
with her feet to the ground!
What an airhead!
To see what Barbi-I/O looks like, "walking on air" and ironing her
clothes... while she WEARS them (how convenient!)... click on PICTURES at the bottom
of the page!
As Little Miss Perfect struts her stuff, she even turns the WALLS green with envy!
It's no wonder that her boss, 1895WinCHESTER-THE-DATA-MOLESTER thinks that
Barbi-I/O is the PERFECT Input-Output device! He's, "SUCH a hard disk drive to work for"...
making Barbi-I/O run around getting sicko data for him to...well, you know!
In America, the public saw their little "home town" telephone companies
end their calendar years with sales blitzes... that were simply
unsustainable:
For example, following U.S. SPRINT's lead at 8-cents a minute (6--off-peak)
the "independents" tried in vain to provide what the public knew as
"NICKLE-a-MINUTE" rates on telephone services! Sheesh!
This last-ditch (in some cases corporate grave-digging) pricing
reminded some of the pre-paid telephone card fiascos of 1996.
There, the F.B.I. began investigating companies like "Tender Loving Care" of
Detroit (which was
rumored to have ripped-off LDDS Worldcom for over $90 million...because of
TLC's selling cards for less than actual cost-- just to be competitive.
Convicted drug dealers and money-launderers (like the gang that started
Globalcom 2000 in 1994)
polluted the low-end phonecard business with a culture that subsequently
bled-- UP-- into ordinary long distance telephone services... which, then, didn't last long!
(the joke about pre-paid telephone cards was that the "industry" should have
been called the "Pre-paid TAX industry"... as one phonecard "entrepreneur" after
another went broke and wrote their "investment" off-- against future income
from jobs (if they could get them!)
A year later, as the fighting broke out in the Corporate Information Wars, it became clear
how militaristic the telecommunications industry had become: Literally, with
the entry of ex-military and even spy satellite code-encryption specialists--
into the "commercial sector"... they brought with them the culture of
outright INFORMATION WARFARE (IW), which the U.S. military's
Joint Chiefs of Staff formally adopted-- as a strategic warfighting doctrine--
as early as a secret Pentagon study, done after DESERT STORM in 1991 (for more on
"IW" refer to Aviation Week and Space Technology magazine issues, dated
mid-to-late 1995 and early 1996).
Zero's illegitimate father was caught up in CIW: He was "erased" in 1998.
The big guys stepped on him like he was a big bug... the little Zero!
More about this terrible, post-1984 world, coming soon...right here at the new and improved ZERO1 web site!